The world’s richest giant, LeBron James, caused a royal rumble last month – and not the good kind involving lycra-clad steroid abusers performing high-class choreography in a wrestling ring.
The NBA star met Prince William and his missus after a Brooklyn Nets-Cleveland Cavaliers game last month and, horror of horrors, LeBron broke royal protocol by putting his arm around Kate for a photograph.
“And the problem is?” some of our non-Royalist readers may ask.
Well apparently it’s a faux pas to make physical contact with a direct heir to the throne thanks to some ancient custom from the 15th century. Oddly though, the punishment for such treason is the same today as it was back then – death by social media.
Remember when Lance Stephenson blew in the ear of “King James”?

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