BBM has always dreamed about making love on a beach. It’s not that we think it’s particularly erotic or romantic, we just really like making jokes about crabs.
But STD-based puns were the last thing on the mind of a young couple relaxing on a Porto San Giorgio beach in Italy when they decided to take to the water to express their physical love. Alas the wet dream became a real nightmare when the pair of saucy swimmers got their genitals stuck together due to suction and had to go to
hospital to uncouple themselves – which we’re assuming isn’t what Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin meant when they “consciously uncoupled”.
Apparently the conjoined couple were forced to shuffle to shore while stuck together. A doctor was called and the young lovers were taken to a nearby hospital, where the woman was given an injection used to dilate the cervix of
pregnant women. They didn’t show that bit in From Here to Eternity.
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