In this post- 9/11 world of missing planes and ebola infections, you pretty much have a 50 per cent chance of dying the minute you set foot in an airport.
If you don’t believe us, just look at the true-life events depicted by Samuel L Jackson in hard hitting documentary ‘Snakes on a Plane’. One bloke even had his cock bitten off. Still, that’s what you get when you book with China Southern Airlines.
So with certain death approaching with each step you take towards the runway, it’s perhaps no surprise that a new survey shows a fair few of us have enjoyed a bit of pre-flight nookie at an airport. Apparently a whopping 10 per cent of us have had sex at an airport, with three-quarters choosing to do it in the toilets. In other words, hanging around airport bathrooms is even better than Tinder when it comes to random shagging.
“These results shocked us a little. We’re surprised that more people haven’t been caught in the act,” Antoine Michelat, co-founder of Jetcost.co.uk, said. “Clearly, intimate acts in airports are even more common than those that take place on planes! I suppose one of the reasons many people are tempted is the thrill of knowing you’re not supposed to be doing what you’re doing, where you’re doing it.”
More than 2500 people across the UK were quizzed about their amorous airport experiences, but to find out if it was just a British thing, the website also polled 1000 people from European countries.
The results showed Italians (17 per cent) are the most randy when it comes to sexual encounters in airports, followed by the Spanish (14 per cent). We were a little surprised to hear only 8 per cent of Germans have had an airport bathroom bonk, though, as we thought the idea of having sex and a shit would appeal to the scheisse-fetish freaks.

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