Why Did Orlando Bloom Fight Justin Bieber?

So why did Orlando Bloom fight Justin Bieber?
A: We have absolutely no bloody idea.
The gossip girls are saying that Orlando got mega miffed because Bieber was bragging about trying it on or sleeping with Landy’s (super hot) ex-wife Miranda Kerr.

We’re not too fussed over the real reason why Orlando took a swing at The Devil Child That Is Bieber, we simply want to give Orlando a (virtual) round of applause for doing what someone should have done a very long time ago.

Obviously we would have happily smacked Bieber about the chops ourselves, but we’ve had a lot on. So we appreciate you, Orlando, for stepping up to the plate for the good of humanity.

Even though you allegedly missed and hit Bieber’s bodyguard instead – displaying that your punches need as much work as your acting ability – we don’t care, Landy. The intent was there and that’s what counts.

God bless you, Orlando.