A 49-year-old oddball took an unusual approach to making a bank deposit last month – by having sex with an ATM.
Dirty bugger Lonnie Hutton was stopped by police before he could “complete the transaction”, so to speak, but the real question is did he withdraw in time?
Apparently Hutton walked into a local bar in Murfreesboro Tennessee, removed his trousers, had sex with the bar’s ATM, and was then apprehended by police.
But the fun didn’t stop there…The police escorted him outside and told him to sit on a nearby picnic table. Alas, his lust for inanimate objects proved insatiable, and he quickly began to have sex with his newfound seat. It’s the ATM we feel sorry for, imagine seeing the man you love moving on so quickly. Heart-breaking.
The jilted Romeo was snatched from his latest flame and arrested for public intoxication, with bail set at $250. Sounds like someone needs a trip to an ATM.
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