Being a manly man, BBM doesn’t know very much about what goes on at baby showers. We’re experts on golden showers, and other water sports, but baby showers are beyond us.
Yet despite our lack of knowledge on the subject, even BBM’s urine-obsessed mind knows that writing a poem to try and guilt people into sending you gifts and money is a bad idea. Especially when the poem in question is bloody awful.
Still, it didn’t stop one mum-to-be doing just that, and she managed to piss off her baby shower guests so much that the poem ended up on a parenting website. She even sent one to guests who didn’t turn up.
Brace yourself – it’s pretty bad.
“We’re sorry you missed the shower! There was fun and games to be had, the food and drinks not too bad.
“The loot was a plenty, but we looked high and low and found none from you, not even a shiny penny!
“Babies need a lot, of this fact we all know, so we’ve included some shops below!
“If none are to your liking, and that we understand, then grab a pen and get to writing, for checks are to our liking!”
You can see the greedy cow’s thinking. She wants to ask for money, but doesn’t want to be labelled a greedy cow – so she thinks by camouflaging it as a poem, she’ll be able to woo her friends around. Epic fail.
Not even the guests who did cough up escaped her poetic demands either.
She sent an equally annoying poem to the mavericks who dared to purchase gifts not on the approved list, telling them to ‘fix’ their situation.
“We loved seeing you at the shower, remember how the gifts they did tower? We sorted them for hours.
“Upon sifting and sorting we noticed something amiss, for your gift didn’t match the list.
“To fix your situation we listed our stores below, but a check could also help us flow!”
Ugh, how disgusting. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to pay a prostitute to wee on us.
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