When a young man and a young woman meet and fall in love, they sometimes do all sorts of crazy things to prove their love will last forever. This is especially true if the man is desperate for anal.
And one of the most common ways for romantic idiots to show their love is by getting a tattoo of their partner’s name. Of course the paradoxical problem with this is, if you’re going out with someone who thinks it’s a good idea to have their name burnt onto your flesh forever, you’re almost certainly with the wrong person.
Take broken-hearted Torz Reynolds of London. The stylish lass got a tattoo for her boyfriend Stuart ‘Chopper’ May which read “Chopper’s Bitch”. Now if that wasn’t classy enough, she then found out he’d been cheating on her and, apparently not willing to wait for an appointment with a laser technician, she cut out the tattoo using a scalpel, tied up the lump of flesh with a ribbon, then posted it to him.
“Posting the tattoo to Chopper sent a clear message,” she said – and we agree, although it’s probably not the message the crazy bitch thinks it is. “Now he knows never to mess with me again. I packaged it up so it really did look like a present. I even used different handwriting so he’d have no idea that it was me.”
Hilariously, Chopper got out of the relationship by concocting an elaborate ruse that involved flying to Alaska to pursue his dream job. Reynolds even took him to the airport and the pair had a tearful goodbye. But she later learned he had diverted to Essex, to shack up with a woman he had been having an affair with for six months.
A crazy bitch who cuts out her own skin and posts it in the mail, or an Essex girl. We’re not sure which is worse.
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