Scandinavian men can breathe a mighty sigh of relief after being told it’s safe to swim in Scandinavian waters once again.
The news has come after reports of a testicle eating fish lurking in Scandinavian waters are not actually testicle eating at all. In fact they mainly eat vegetables… phew!
The fish in question are known as pacus and look suspiciously like Piranhas with large, strong teeth, which has sparked fear amongst many after a fisherman found a pacu caught in his net.
And, to make matters worse, a Danish fish expert made the infamous not-so-funny joke about the fish being ball munchers, which started the whole panic in the first place. Mr Moeller – the top jokester – has since told National Graphic magazine “all we said last week (with a smile) was that male swimmers should keep their pants on in case there are more pacus out there in our cold Baltic waters.”
Well there you have it guys, your private bits remain safe… for now.
Also visit – https://britishballs.com/funny-and-old-sport-news/Â
