As someone who regularly holidayed in Norfolk as a child, BBM has literally seen the ugly face of inbreeding up close and personal. Webbed fingers might be good for swimming along the Norfolk Broads, but they’re generally frowned upon west of Bury.
If you’re in Norwich at least you have the option of taking a train further afield to broaden the prospective gene pool, but what if you’re living on an island of just 300,000 people? That’s the problem faced by the residents of Iceland, whose gene pool is more of a gene puddle. It also goes someway to explaining Bjork.
Well those jug-eared, three-legged Icelanders need worry no more as a new app has been released to make sure you don’t end up banging one of your family members.
The Islendingabók app allows you to test how closely you’re related to your date using a programme that includes information on 720,000 people and will hopefully help users avoid the possibility of shagging their long-lost auntie.
Along with a range of more conventional search functions, the app features a “bump” function that lets two users tap phones to see how closely they are related. Too close a match, and an “incest alarm” will sound – because we’re sure that’s something you want everyone in the pub to know.
Now if only they invented an app that stopped you shagging people who aren’t related to you, but who you shouldn’t diddle anyway. Like your boss’s daughter. Or fat chicks. Now that’s an app that would have saved a lot of bother for several BBC celebrities from the 70s.
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