When it comes to homosexuality, we consider ourselves quite an enlightened bunch here at BBM. In fact we’ve spent many nights researching the female-on-female aspect of gay love through informative sites like YouPorn and olderwomenseducecheerleaders.com.
So we were shocked and appalled when we read that a bloke in Florida had been arrested simply for the crime of enjoying a bit of man-on-man love. Come on people seriously? Get with the times. Unfortunately, we then read the story again and realised he was actually arrested for some man-onmanatee action. Which is fair enough.
Admittedly, there was no sexual malarkey involved it was just that manatees are an endangered animal in America and you’re not supposed to go near them, let alone touch them. So when Ryan William Waterman posted pictures on Facebook of him frolicking with a baby manatee, he was soon arrested on charges of harassing the animal.
The photos were taken at Taylor Creek, near Fort Pierce in southeast Florida in January. One showed Waterman lifting the baby manatee part way out of the water and hugging it. Others showed his two young daughters petting it, and one of them sitting on the animal – which, considering the average weight of Americans, we’re surprised the poor thing wasn’t crushed.
“The calf also appeared to be experiencing manatee cold-stress syndrome, a condition that can lead to death in extreme cases,” said Dr. Thomas Reinert, a manatee biologist with the wildlife commission. “Taking the calf out of the water may have worsened its situation.”
A Florida woman was arrested on a similar charge in the St. Petersburg area in November, after she was photographed riding a manatee. There are also rumours of a sex tape of Paris Hilton with a manatee after she mistook it for Cee Lo Green.
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