There’s some pretty messed up people out there, and this is certainly one of them.
A Brazilian man is apparently suing his wife for attempting to murder him with her vagina. No, you did not read that wrongly, that’s what actually happened.
The woman apparently invited her husband to her lady garden, but apparently upon entry he smelled a peculiar odour coming from her vajayjay.
The 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto then took his wife to hospital where it was revealed that she had put enough unidentified poison up her chuff to kill both her husband and herself.
We think it’s safe the say the relationship is over, either that or they’re into some freaky macabre sex in Brazil.
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