Wrong again Hollywood! It turns out that when your boyfriend dies, there’s no erotic clay sculpting, Righteous Brothers music and lezzing up with Whoopi Goldberg pretending she’s Patrick Swayze as his spirit helps you solve his murder.
Just ask Sharon Grant, an ugly 44-year old bint who says her ex-husband has been playing havoc with her love life despite the handicap of dying from bronchial pneumonia 13 years ago. And, as anyone who truly loved someone would do, he told her on his deathbed he didn’t want her to find happiness with another man. Now that’s love.
Supernatural Sharon claims her ex, Sean Eddleston, has pulled the hair of one lover, pinner her to the bed so she couldn’t answer the door to the same fella, and even appeared next to another bloke on the sofa while she was out the room.
“I made a meal and we opened a bottle of wine. It was quite romantic,” she said of one former flame.
“But after eating we settled on the sofa and, as I went to kiss him, there was a crash in the kitchen and I heard footsteps run upstairs.
“The next time my boyfriend came round I was in the kitchen when he ran in and said, ‘Something has ruffled my hair and pulled it!’ After that he refused to come round at night.”
The final straw came when Sharon opened her front door and it was then slammed back in her fella’s face.
Sharon says: “I had to tell him that it was the ghost of my ex and that it was something he would have to put up with. He went white as a sheet and the relationship ended soon after.”
No shit. Another bloke bolted when he claimed he saw her ex in the reflection of her TV screen, and Sharon even blamed the abrupt end of a one-night stand on Sean. “I went into the kitchen to get us another drink,” said Sharon. “Suddenly I heard him run out of the front door and down the road. I shouted after him but he looked terrified and kept running.”
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