It might look like a fun way to lose weight, but we all know that zumba is just a crazy-ass weight loss fad that will probably be forgotten in about five years. Still, if it gets women dressing up in lycra and jiggling their tits about, we’re all for it.
So hats off to zumba instructor Alexis Wright, who has been planning for her industry’s future demise by taking on a bit of work on the side. Basically, she’s been whoring herself out to ‘clients’. Not a bad idea really, wiggle your arse about in front of a room full of men for half an hour, then charge them to have sex with you.
Sadly, the police cottoned on and have a list of her clientele in the picturesque American town of Kennebunk. And those on it are currently being tortured by police who are releasing the names piecemeal to the public. Those named so far include prominent Maine businessmen and professionals as well as men from Massachusetts and New Hampshire. Who says losing weight is good for you?
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