There are few things a man won’t do for a sweet piece of ass – Kim Kardashian built a career out of hers – but we have to take our hat off to mad Yank Carlos Romero.
The 31-year-old was arrested last month for allegedly having sex with a miniature donkey. Called Doodle.
Randy Romero, from Florida, was said to be caught romping with the 21-year-old animal in the barn that doubles as his bedroom.
He was nicked on suspicion of sexual activity with an animal and animal cruelty – but denies having full sex with Doodle. Instead he claims he was waiting for her to “bloom into maturity”. No really, that’s what he actually said.
The farm’s tenant claims he saw the donkey bonker with his trousers down, shirt off and “up against the rear of the donkey”. Talk about being caught in the ass.
And while Romero denies the charge, he admits liking “the way the fur feels” against his skin and that the donkey aroused him. Romero, who called others backwards for frowning on zoophilia, also told officers that his DNA may have “accidentally” ended up inside the animal. Exactly how you “accidentally” jizz into a donkey beats the hell out of BBM – surely a better excuse would have been that he mistook the donkey for Sarah Jessica Parker and, naturally, wanted to shag her from behind. Even then we’re not sure anyone would believe someone would want to have sex with Carrie ‘horse face’ Bradshaw.
It’s unclear if the fact it was a miniature donkey also qualifies him as a paedophile.
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