We’ve always thought Tesco’s is a bit dirty and thus prefer a bit of Sainsbury’s, however now it’s been confirmed that Tesco is in fact a dark, dank and awful morgue of debauched occurrences.
William Evans, 10 of Devon was disgusted when he went to make his morning toast, only to be confronted by a dead lizard in his loaf of bread. “It certainly put me off my toast,” said Evans. Continuing, “I was making some toast and cut off a slice when I saw something that looked like a leaf. So I took the wrapping off and found the lizard inside. It was about two to three inches long.”
Tesco are apparently claiming there is no way how a lizard could’ve found its way into the loaf of bread, and are thought to have replied to the Evans clan “Every little helps.”
By Dolly Selassie
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