It’s no secret that Jordan, A.K.A Katie Price is a complete attention seeker, but with the news that she’ll be bringing out a line of sex toys, we thought we’d take a look back at some of the super slapper’s finest moments.
1. That terrible time she dressed up as a pink Teletubby and attempted to represent the UK in Eurovision. Just watch this disturbingly cringey video of her howling out of tune to relive the horror.
Katie Price (Jordan) – Not Just Anybody by kyliemusic
2. That time she dressed up as a pair of giant lips whilst trying to flog some sort of endorsed crap, clearly demonstrating a loss of being in touch with reality.

katie price Kissable perfume
Katie Price losing her marbles.

3. Every terrible auto-biography she has had ghost written.
Katie Price you only live once book
Some hard hitting literature…

4. Marrying a talentless tranny – Alex Reid.
Alex Reid dressed in drag for Katie Price's book launch
Alex Reid adding to the madness of Katie Price.

5. Marrying a chavvy stripper who then cheated on her with an old woman.
Keiran Hayler
Another fine suiter for Katie Price

6. Making a sex tape with Dane Bowers back in 1999 when they were an item.
Dane Bowers and Katie Price
No one wants to imagine these two at it… so 90s.

7. Dressing up as a pumpkin for her wedding to Peter Andre in 2005.
katie price and peter andre wedding.
Is this one of those dolls your granny keeps over the bog roll?

8. Having so much botox she looks like a blow up doll.
Katie Price botox
Help, help… may face is about to explode said Jordan.

9. Yet another sign of losing her mind… really WTF.
Katie Price dressed as horse
WTF?

10. And another…
Katie Price fancy dress
Words fail…

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