moyesHmmm, it’s been a while since we awarded the much coveted ‘Prize Prick’ because….well there’s no excuse. Get over it.

Our nominee and winner is the wank-stain on the sheets of society; David Moyes. This plonker has no idea what he is doing at the helm of one of the greatest football institutions, it’s beyond embarassing. His latest flop was conceding a late goal to Cardiff City resulting in a 2-2 draw away from home and further ground lost in the title race.

To rub salt in the wounds of Man United fans, he said he would’ve taken the draw before the game. Against Cardiff? CARDIFF?

Wayne Rooney, arguably his best player so far, still managed to act like a knob and kick out and Jordan Mutch for tackling him, because tackling is obviously not allowed against Man United. The striker should have seen a straight red but Neil Swarbrick (who was almost this week’s prick, watch your back) only brandished a yellow. Aaaand here’s Moyes’ take on the incident.

“I don’t think it was a lashing out, I think it was more that he felt hard done by with the boy running across his path with the ball.”

“I don’t think it was a lash out to cause any harm, I think it was more of a disappointment that he lost the ball.”
Actually I agree, if I kick you in the pelvis, it’s just disappointment that you manage such a big club, not me trying to hurt you or anything, no, no.

Moyes even tries to divert attention from his team by claiming a Cardiff player should’ve been sent off. Classy. Just like Fergie, just without any of the talent.

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