In news that supports BBM’s campaign to shoot and destroy anyone who spells their own name wrong, Malissa Jones, 21, now holds the title of the fattest person to ever have anorexia.

At 34 stone, Jones was once Britain’s fattest teenager and was so obese doctors said she wouldn’t live.

After undergoing a gastric binding operation to save her life, she dropped down to eight stone. Well, one stone of bones and seven stones of skin. Jones is now so scared of putting on weight that she is at risk of dying from anorexia.

In other news, Malissa now holds the title for best British impersonation of an American.