image of bitterest pillSLOW-WITTED drug dealer James Taylor is still wondering how police found out he was dabbling in the illegal narcotics game after his arrest last week.

What gave him away? Did police use a CSI-style forensics team to trace a bag of heroin to the Northumberland area? Was he ratted out by a friend? Or did cops, perhaps, get a tad suspicious when they spotted a souped-up canary-yellow Peugeot 406 with a personalized number plate advertising the nickname ‘Jimmy the Pill’ which was emblazoned with the ecstasy ‘smiley face’ logo?

After spotting the car driving around town, police decided to raid Jimmy’s house and – surprise, surprise – found a shitload of drugs inside.