Image of taking a pisserA POSH mum from Cornwall has bought a block of public toilets to sleep in when she visits her kids in Cheltenham.

Louise Houston paid £35,000 for the privilege of sleeping with her face near tramp’s urine and used syringes, and has ambitious plans to turn the toilets into a compact rural retreat.

“Until now I’ve been sleeping on sofas when I visit Cheltenham, so I would love to have somewhere of my own to lay my head,” said Louise, whose first job will be to block up the glory holes to prevent having a penis inserted into her ear in the middle of the night.

The toilet block smashed the £15,000 to £25,000 guide price at auction, with George Michael rumoured to be among the bidders.