Some cows just get fed grass and get milked by some dirty stranger they’ve never met before. But these cows from the southern region of France get wine before a strange man takes advantage of their udders.
An experiment on three cows was conducted by giving them wine to produce a finer beef, with the wine mixed up from barley, hay and grapes. The experiment was said to have worked as the cows became “happy cows” from then on and begun to produce a beef said to be better than the Japanese Kobe Beef (the best in the world). I wouldn’t mind a job like that; get drunk and produce something no one has seen better, where do I sign for the human wine challenge? Or would that class as someone drinking piss?
By Jason Barr