Sex And Football Never Mix WellFootballers always have banter in the squad, always the joker in the pack and the alpha male captain around the showers. And then there’s the sex addict of the group like John terry, but for AC Milan that addict is Kevin Prince-Boateng, although his claim is slightly more innocent than Mr Terry’s. According to Boateng’s girlfriend, his recent injuries are due to their highly dramatic sex life. His girlfriend Melissa Satta (Pictured), who is worth being injured for as you can see, said about the issue ‘The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to ten times a week. I hate foreplay; I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control.’ I wish she could tell us more, but unfortunately Prince-Boateng turned up in his cast and they conveniently ran off to their hotel room.

This won’t delight the AC Milan medical team as they have a large number of casualties getting into double figures in their medical room at the moment, and having a man who can’t control his dick getting muscle tears isn’t a great reputation for a country that had Silvio Berlusconi as their Prime Minister. He must have had a right cocky face walking into training with a cast, telling his teammates ‘Melissa did this’. You would’ve thought he was a victim of abuse.

By Jason Barr

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