It looks like we might not get to see Paula Radcliffe pissing and shitting in public at the London Olympics 2012.
And we so do enjoy a good side poon shot. Damnit.
Apparently an old foot injury has caused Paula Radcliffe (Yes she is Daniel’s mother we reckon) to have to fly to Germany to see specialist there. The cause of the recurring foot injury is thought to be erosion due to uric acid frequently dousing the foot.
Paula (Daniel) Radcliffe commented about her gammy foot saying:
“I have been really pleased with how things have gone but in the last couple of weeks my old foot injury flared up.
“I always knew that at some point that this injury would be the thing that would end my career but just not yet. I can run on it but it is just sore.
“I won’t race again before London. It is just not worth the risk. I feel in shape and ready to run and everyone has bumps along the way and you just have to deal with it.
“I was told in 1994 I would never run on this foot again so I have been lucky.”
Either way, we hope she’s up and running/pissing soon, although let’s face it, we’re still probably going to suck at the Olympics. We’ll feel pressured and too polite to win as we’re hosting after all.
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