Who thought life for Mo Farah could get any worse after watching those terrible Quorn adverts? We don’t care how much they taste like meat Mo, we still want a bloody steak!
The British Olympic hero is caught up in a doping scandal and has come out categorically denying taking any performance enhancing drugs, while the US Anti-Doping Agency investigate both Farah and his training buddy, Galen Rupp.
Farah’s aunt who brought him up after the death of his parents stated, “Even if he was offered drugs, he wouldn’t accept it, it’s just not him. We are Muslim and he is devout. Drugs are not allowed.”
During the investigation it has come out that Mo had missed drug tests during the build up to the 2012 London Olympics. Must have been a mix up that resulted in the missed tests. Oh, what’s that Mo, you were asleep and missed the bell and knocking on the door? That’s believable, except they were at his door for AN HOUR!
Mo, you’re not Sleeping Beauty. We don’t think having a nap counts as an acceptable excuse for missing your drugs test.

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