BBM has often imagined what it would be like in a world where X-Men were real.
It’s not that we’re interested in blokes with metal claws or the ability to read minds, we’ve just always dreamed of sleeping with that blue bint who can change shape into anyone she sees. One minute you’ve got Beyonce riding you, the next you’re taking Shakira from behind, then your firing your warm spray onto Katy Perry’s tits. Marvellous.
Well a man in Zimbabwe got a twisted glimpse of BBM’s perverted fantasy after claiming that a prostitute he slept with transformed into a donkey in the night.
BBM has been accused of sleeping with some right old hounds before, and we’ve even dated a couple of fat cows, but shagging a mule is a new one on us.
Unsurprisingly, the locals are a bit dubious. They think he just slept with a donkey.
“I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,” Sunday Moyo told a court after being charged with bestiality. Moyo said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.
In fairness, BBM knows how he feels. Sometimes we’ll see an ass and will do whatever’s necessary to shag it. Arf!
Although currently behind bars awaiting a mental examination, we’re sure it’s only a matter of time until a man with the power to bend magnetic fields to his will, while wearing a hat that looks like a bell-end breaks Moyo out of jail.
