Children are injured when a bouncy castle broke loose and went airborneBBM is assuming even the needy over-protective parents think this one is funny.

Three little darlings have been injured at a party after a bouncy castle broke loose from its tether and became airborne.

A seven-year-old boy was airlifted to hospital with broken bones, a nine-year-old boy broke a bone in his leg and a seven-year-old girl was knocked unconscious.

North Yorkshire police told the BBC what happened, “It appears that the bouncy castle blew away in the winds and the three young people who were in it at the time got, to a certain degree, taken off the ground.”

Another great phrase from the vague cop dictionary. We’re assuming “I did, to a certain degree, stab her to death,” probably wouldn’t hold up in court.