Jonah FalconAnd just to inform you now, this isn’t a sex story, sorry! But it does involve the man with the world’s largest penis being frisked by airport security because of his enormous size mistaken for a bomb.

Apparently 13.5 inches long erect (still not about sex), Jonah Falcon was taking a routine flight home from San Francisco when he was stopped by security for a large ‘bump’ on the left side of his bottoms. After being frisked, he was let go after 5 minutes of probably the biggest ego rising time of his life.

Falcon had this to say, “”I’ve gone through the (airport scanner) before, and I wasn’t worried. What was the worst that was going to happen – I was going to have to whip it out for them?”

I’m sure if he did do that, he would gain plenty of female followers on twitter!

By Jason Barr