Looking for a job is depressing. That’s why BBM hasn’t worked in years. We just photocopy mX each week and hope for the best.
Jobseekers at Brighton Jobcentre are finally starting to get off their lazy arses and apply for work. Pity they’re all applying for the same job. And, let’s face it, you’d be mad not to apply to be a “pickled person.”
Since the ad went up at the Brighton office, hundreds of bums have applied. The requirements are quite simple; you have to be able to fit into a 2ft tall jar. And not be a dwarf. That’s cheating.
The Circus of Horrors said the job is just for two weeks, while their regular contortionist freak has time off to have a baby.