People are so smart. Especially Americans. Today’s genius is a man who made a $100 bet with friends, lubed himself up, and slid into a child’s play swing at a park in North California.
This poor (idiot) guy’s friends clearly buggered off as soon as he realised he was stuck. Nice. The park keeper rocked up in the morning nine hours later to find the guy in pain and screaming.
The fire crew cut him out and the 21-year-old daredevil has been left with a sore ass and a bruised ego.
No word on whether he collected the bet.
By Ella Delancey