Barmy banger nut David Harding is possibly the first man ever to be addicted to sausages.
Aside from George Michael of course.
The 47-year-old has eaten at least one sausage a day since he was five and can eat up to thirteen porky treats a day.
“I genuinely cannot bear the thought of living without sausages,” Harding admits.
“Drug addicts crave their fix, and it’s the same for me,” he drooled, “except my drug is a banger.”
BBM has never really been able to deal with sausages. We feel weirdly jealous of them. A chipolata is about as close as we can get.