More bad news for Robbie Keane. It’s bad enough he’s now plying his trade in America’s Major League Soccerball after Premier League managers finally realised his best position is back-up in case Jermaine Defoe gets injured.
Now, just to rub salt in the wound, it’s also been discovered that’s he’s a distant relation to pop twat Morrissey. Does the humiliation never end?
Apparently Mozza went to see Keane play for LA Galaxy last month, and the former Smiths frontman proved he’s lost none of his talent for talking bollocks after penning this little diatribe after the match.
“It was a joyous head-storm to attend LA Galaxy -v- Club Tijuana last night and to see captain Robbie Keane score in the fourth minute. Why, exactly?
“Well, family tree aficionados will be aware that Robbie and I share the same Irish blood; his late grandfather (Thomas Nolan) being my own father’s cousin.
In filial terms the Irish blood, English heart genetic between Robbie and I is evident – his chin is my chin, my chin is his. Robbie was raised on Captains Road (as was my mother) in Crumlin (Dublin), before he was shipped out to Tallaght.”
He is a gentleman of the highest caliber (or, if you must, calibre), and to watch him on the pitch – pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut, is pure therapy. Robbie, the pleasure, the privilege is mine.”
Pacing like a lion? Weightless as an astronaut? Robbie Keane? We’re guessing Morrissey hasn’t seen much football before. Imagine the album’s worth of bollocks he’d write if he ever saw Lionel Messi in action.
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