Q: What’s drier than a nun’s pussy? A: A nun’s pussy after she’s been stuck in a lift for four days. It’s not a joke. It’s just true.
An 85-year-old Baltimore nun was stuck in a lift for four days after the other sisters left town for a convention.
Sister Margaret Geary said she survived by eating celery sticks, drinking water and praying.
Why she was carrying celery sticks we’re not too sure.
Sister Geary described the lift as being not that much bigger than a confession booth.
“And I’ve been stuck in there sucking the Vicar off for a lot longer than four days!” she said with a wink.