Give me paris hilton and a pizza or dieA crazy man in North Carolina decided to shake things up on the old ransom demands when he decided a pizza and Paris Hilton instead of cold hard cash.

Frederick Denney, 61, decided to barricade himself inside the North Carolina Hotel and threatened to open fire on the police unless he was given a tasty pizza and Paris Hilton’s hand in marriage.

According to WCNC, officers were called to the address on Cecilia Alexander Drive, Belmont, at the weekend, responding to reports that the mad man was causing a disturbance at the hotel. And apparently, this isn’t the first time that Denney has been in trouble with the feds.

Either way, it’s safe to say Denney may have got his pizza, but instead of one night in Paris, it’s going to be more like a few nights in the state penitentiary.

Weirdo.

By Fanny Frangipane
@fannyfrangipane

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