IS Steeeevie Gerrard a mob boss or something? Because it seems he’s well and truly above the law.
After smacking someone at a nightclub, flicking the V’s at a referee last week and then elbow-dropping Portsmouth’s Michael Brown in the head, what have the powers that be done about it? Fuck all.

Referee Stuart Attwell saw the incident at the time and spoke to Gerrard after awarding Portsmouth a free-kick. But because he was punished at the time, there will be no further repercussions for the golden boy of Scouseland.