Flash MobMore naked news! With puns! Sometimes we just can’t help ourselves. And it’s not our fault the town name is rude.

According to Beaver County police a naked man led them on a three-mile chase through thick bush land and heavily wooded areas.

Cemetery worker Crazy Pete said he was shocked when he saw the naked man roaming around, “we were working and I saw out of the corner of my eye this flash go by. I looked and I saw his naked butt go by. I didn’t need to see anymore.”

Flash. Good one.

“He went by in a flash and that was the end of it,” he said.

It’s called the knob, Pete.