Hey ladies, have you always dreamed of giving birth to a fascist, gay-hating bastard who enjoys beating people up? Then today is your lucky day as world champion boxer and all round cockwomble Tyson Fury is offering his sperm for sale.
Knobhead Fury, who once compared homosexuality to paedophilia and believes Jews run all the world’s banks and newspapers, is offering his seed for the bargain price of $50,000.
“Get yourself a son off the undisputed heavyweight champion, studding fees £50k plus vat a pop,” he said.
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