We’re all used to Courtney Love doing wildy inappropriate things, such as getting her tits out on Twitter, her massive drug binges that result in her trashing hotel rooms, and of course feuding with her poor daughter, Francis Beane who wants nothing to do with the crazy old mad cow. So with all this in mind, here are a few Courtney Love jokes…seeing as she continually provides a source of entertainment.
How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain? Josh, Bondi
Courtney Love’s Hole has finally re-formed. If it’s taken this long then Cobain’s cock must have been massive. Ed, Surry Hills
I saw Courtney Love drop her luggage outside an airport.
It’s not the first time she’s miscarried. Rob, Darlinghurst
My friend asked if I wanted to see Courtney Love on her new tour.
I think I would rather shoot myself in the face with a shotgun. Caesar, St Kilda
Courtney Love has tried to say on Twitter that she is appaulled by the use of Kurt Cobain in the new Guitar Hero. However, this is word for word what she wrote:
“This trust are my employees, but whatthey [sic] are tryong [sic] to do is sickening, and they need to be fired, and repairations [sic] need made.”
I didn’t know she went to the school with Liam Gill’s mates. Holly, Kings Cross
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