Churchill ChocolateThey say you shouldn’t eat too much chocolate or it will make you ill or just make you fat; And believe it or not it stopped Winston Churchill as he is still alive after a pretty James Bond style assassination plot.

Churchill, reincarnated into an insurance selling dog, was the target of an insane assassination attempt of an exploding chocolate bar by the Nazi’s. The chocolate was the brand ‘Peters Chocolate’ and according to found notes, spies working in Britain were to plant it in Churchill’s lap before MI5 intercepted and eliminated the threat. It would’ve taken seven seconds after pulling the chocolate out of the canvas for the bomb to explode, so either way it sounds like a pretty shit bomb.

So the motto is that if you do indulge in chocolate, you won’t get reincarnated into an insurance sales-dog.

By Jason Barr

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