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March 2014 Jokes

In these tough times, we all need a little chuckle to keep us going through the week. These are some of the crackers that we've got this month, so make a coffee and take...
Gwyneth Paltrow Jokes & Quotes

Gwyneth Paltrow Jokes & Quotes!

At BBM we were all truly devastated to hear the news that Gwyneth Paltrow had split from Coldplay front man Chris Martin and to mask our despair we've looked at the funny side of...
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Easter Jokes

While you’re getting ready to treat yourself with a mountain of chocolate, here’s a few jokes for you to have a chuckle to as you tuck into numerous chocolate...

9/11 Jokes

Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this. Alice, Surry Hills My much loved dear brother, David, God bless him, was in the twin towers on 9/11, he left behind two little girls and a little...

Tulisa Jokes

Tulisa's blowjobs are a lot like her concerts.Nobody comes.Sam, Manly   I knew all along it was really Tulisa in that sex tape.You could tell by the way she was miming sucking that cock.Robbie,...
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Jokes 609

My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people’s ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject’s memory.Why didn’t I think of that?  Timothy, PerthMY doctor just told...

Donna Summer Jokes

So Donna Summer has sadly died, but what kind of sick bastards would we be if we didn't provide you lot with some ill timed jokes. So please sit back and enjoy our collection...
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Nigella Lawson & Charles Saatchi Jokes

Being dumped by text is pretty rough, right? Not that we hold grudges or anything. Really, we're fine now... ANYWAY. A simple text apparently isn't good/painful enough for those famous faces. Charles Saatchi decided to...
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Jokes jokes and more jokes

  Cutting up onions brings a tear to my eye. He was always a good dog.   I love Countdown, it's such a mental challenge... Trying to crack one off to Rachel Riley...
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6 Dumb Things Madonna Has Said

Madonna's done another dumb thing alert! Just a day after the Navy Yard shooting in Washington DC where 12 people were shot, the aging Material Girl thought it'd be a good and tasteful idea...