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Guy Fawkes Jokes

Yes that's right its that time of year when it's ok to celebrate terrorism, so we've come up with some crackers. (Get it firecrackers) - ok, we didn't come up with them, our awesome...
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Sepp Blatter Jokes

The corruption surrounding FIFA president, Sepp Blatter, is extremely serious, so obviously there are loads of jokes we can make about it! Here are a few of our favourites... Sepp Blatter – the sound made...

August Jokes

Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talkin' to an envelope for?" "I'm sending avoicemail ya thick sod!" Dan, Perth Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the headwith...

Scottish Independence Jokes

  As the referendum comes close to a conclusion we at BBM want to shed some light on the more humorous side to the whole debate. So take a minute out of your endless bickering...
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Jokes 604

I WAS ramming this girl up the arse the other day.“Oi, any more of that and you’re off the dodgems,” shouted the fairground owner.Jack, Bondi   I'VE BOUGHT myself a chinchilla.That should keep my...
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5p Plastic Bag Jokes

The Plastic Bag Tax across England begun on 5th October and chaos commenced pretty quickly. To calm everyone down and make light of the damn situation, here are some plastic bag jokes. Enjoy! Plastic bags...

Pope Jokes

It's a sad day for the Catholic church as Pope Benedict XVI has unexpectedly resigned. However most people don't really give a toss. In keeping with topical news items, please enjoy the below Pope...
The Best Of November's Jokes

The Best Of November's Jokes

Here are some of November's best jokes, so sit back and laugh your asses off... I bumped into my old school teacher today, and we got talking about how he once said that I'd...

2012 Paralympic Jokes

So we've just got over the London Olympics 2012 but now it's time for the 2012 Paralympics to take place in London. So naturally - as we're passionate about funny jokes, we thought we'd...

Prince Harry Jokes

- I hear Prince Harry has split up with his girlfriend of 5 years. I know he's royalty and all but that's a bit young isn't it? Phillip, Edinburgh - The Sun newspaper has...