Everyone knows blokes find it difficult to take a slash when there’s someone else next to them, so no wonder Tour de France cyclist Mark Cavendish was a bit pissed off when a cameraman caught him in the act mid-race.
Given the toughness of each stage and the pressure on saving as much time as possible, riders often have to answer nature’s call from their bike, just like Cavendish had to.
And urine wasn’t the only stream of filth released as he realised he was being filmed, with cantankerous Cavendish unleashing an X-rated tirade at the stunned snapper.
The 31-year-old from Douglas on the Isle of Man let rip during stage 10 of the great race, calling the person the other side of the camera a “fucking wanker”.
“I took a piss,” he blasted.
“I took a piss. What are you doing? What are you doing?”